Poo poo  

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If I were crude, I'd say, "I need to take a dump, do you mind looking away please"?
If I were a little more childishly sophisticated, I'd say, "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I have to go rid my bowels of filth. Please excuse me while I retreat to the loo". And before I disappear out of sight, I'll add, "Go, go, colon cleanse"!

Did you know the ideal poo-poo schedule is to go everyday? But most people poo-poo every other day and think that going everyday is abnormal.

Now you know better.


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