Small office  

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You know, one of the advantages of working in a small office is that if one day, you need a cash advance, your boss may likely give it to you. If it's a good reason. For example, it's the beginning of November, coinciding with the Indian new year, a time for families to gather and spend time with each other. But the thing is, you haven't gotten your salary yet. You ask your boss if you could get an advance because it's the new year and all, she agrees. Probable scenario, isn't it?

Drunk blogging  

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I just thought how hilarious it would be if I drunk blogged. I'd be writing stupid posts like, "whaats aa horse tack? is it a stantionary!?Q lololl"... then puke all over my keyboard.

But just to clarify, a horse tack is the collective term for equestrian equipment, and I would NEVER puke on my keyboard. I'd have my trustee puke bin by my side.

Teach me properly  

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I really sucks when you're unsure of how to do things and yet you're needed to do those things you're unsure of. There's always the fear that if you screw up, the repercussions feel enormous and it's there because your responsibilities are indeed important. I need a step by step manual.

Interior decor advice  

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I've mentioned before that I like contemporary furniture right? Years later when I reconsider, I'm actually pretty traditional in some sense. Aren't we all, though? My bed could be contemporary but I'd like my living room to be a little homey (which really just means traditional, right?). But that would mean my home's design concept is incongruent. Any of your homes are decorated like that? Help me out. Although you should know, I still live with my parents :)

Be entrepreneurial, kids!  

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Dear artsy-crafty wee boys and girls, you know you can make money with your boring craft right? For instance, if you're into crafts made of beads, you could sell them to other people. But you're going to need capital for beading supplies and other expenses involved in manufacturing them. After that, you could sell them directly to customers, to a retailer, or have a third party sell them for you where they will get a commission from your sales. Sounds like fun doesn't it? Well, not so much. Especially when you get down to it. Just persevere! That's my unsolicited advice. Thank you, goodbye.

Need Headphones  

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I need new headphones. Not like I've ever had them before. Mine have always been earphones. I'm eyeing the cheap Koss UR-40 headphone. I could use it for my movies and Counter Strike. That'll be cool. Nothing like hearing an M16 go off. The cheap one I'm eyeing isn't a noise-cancelling headphone though. They'd be nice but they cost a bomb. Go cheap or go great? I'm only going to be using them at home, most times.

Dream sink  

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Blonde moment: Are Kohl's and Kohler related in some way?!
Anyway, some of them Kohler kitchen sinks look good. I prefer my sinks spacious. That means a double sink. Extra large. Large enough for a mid-sized dog. It also needs a high tap. I hate it when I can't wash something large like a wok and the water splashes all over because my sink isn't big enough.
When you do enough dishes, you care about little things like that.

Vacancy in medicine  

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If you want to move to another country like Singapore or Australia, try getting into a training course for technical positions in medicine. E.g. radiographer, the baby scanner thingy, I forgot what it's called. After you've gotten your training, you can head to medical job sites to get employed and move out of this damn country. Besides, I hear radiographers are in demand.

Cabin beds  

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If you're not afraid of termites biting through your bed and it falling apart in the middle of your sleep, then go on ahead and get some cabin beds! They're pretty and outdoor-sy and would be great as a part of family history. I.e., you've slept in your cabin bed ever since you were 5, and now you're 17, you're doing all sorts of things on it. And it's also great for cabins! Duh.

Gestalt a la Ferrari  

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If you're a Ferrari owner, I can't think of a reason why you would want to source for Ferrari parts. Unless you're a cheapo. If not, you could be a mechanic or a distributor or wholesaler or whatever. If so, then no judgement. On the other hand, if your hobby is to build cars from scratch, you could potentially build a car with Ferrari parts, couldn't you?

Scan that tatt  

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I'm not sure if I mentioned this before but do you think the barcoodes on the back of Jessica Alba's neck, in Dark Angel, could be scanned in real life? It's possible right? All you need is to input the data into the database and be equipped with a handy dandy barcode scanner and there you have it! Right, right?

Length or skill?  

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Oh wow, the side effects of extenze isn't something I would have thought I'd be writing or mentioning about. What is extenze? Would you like to hazard a guess? Well, you know how marketers create product names that convey the benefits or function of their products? That applies here. Extenze -- extend. What needs extending with the human body? If you're really sharp, you'd get it by now. I'm just going to say it. Extenze is a male sexual organ enhancement supplement. WHAT? YES!

Even if you want to please your girl in bed, don't get hasty with the products, dude!

Diet pills side effects  

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I wonder, do desperate people consider diet pill side effects when they pop a diet pill? At that point of desperation, do they still worry or do they merely look for a solution to their problem? Giving them the benefit of the doubt, let's assume they do consider it. But how likely are they to pop pills when the side effects are unknown? Or maybe they are known but seem negligible (e.g. dizziness, stomach aches, headaches, etc.)? I really hate when I start thinking about these things.. they make me feel tired.

Too much acne  

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It's crazy how often "acne treatment" appears on here. I can't help it. My brother has (had? I'm not sure any more) acne. My friends have acne. Can't really run, can I? Anyway, I've recently learnt that there is a chinese herbal tea or soup that can help with acne/pimple. Except, I don't know what it's called. So how is this an informative post? It is not. Because all informative posts will be longer than this.

Change your lifestyle  

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I know some people have acne or some form of it on their backs... not sexy. What can they do about it? Possibly, googling how to get rid of acne keywords and such. But the only reason your body is breaking out like this is because of your internal operations running here and there and your lifestyle, isn't it?

I've got an idea for a first step. You'll like this.
Take a little 555 book, log your meal hours and what you eat, what you do all day, whether you exercise or not. Do what you usually do, eat what you usually eat. At the end of the month, or week, you'll be able to tell where the problem areas are.

Now the hard part, make a change.

Micro SDs  

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I'm sitting here, constipated and thinking really hard... not a very good combination, might I say. I'm thinking about how I don't have a micro sd in any of my electronics. My camera uses an SD card, my phone uses a mini SD, I don't even have the adapter for a micro sd. But the good news is, they're cheap! If I can get an adapter, I could buy micro sds instead. On the downside, I think the available capacities are small. I don't know. You tell me.

Rubber stamps and its uses to a child  

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When I was younger, my friends used to have fancy rubber stamps of stars, hearts, and other shapes. They were fun to play with but eventually, you get bored stamping them on things. The next year, they upgraded to rubber stamps of their names. Now those were kind of cool. I think they started stamping them on their "property". Anyway, now as an adult, rubber stamps are for work and if someone gave it to you, you would probably have it stored somewhere in your desk drawer. But for all you know, your kid is using it to forge your signature on their report card. I'm just sayin'.

3 things  

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I have a slew of shows on queue since I started working two weeks ago. I've never felt so behind before.
At least I'm still downloading the shows as they roll out.

Also I'm dying for a sammich. Sammich, a sandwich. It's just more fun to say, "sammich".

Finally, I have to make some calls now. Au revoir.

Mini identity crisis  

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Katee Sackhoff and Tricia Helfer are so bad ass! More so, when they're hot, hot, women riding motorbikes. Me? I'm skinny... won't say I'm easy on the eyes, so my bad ass-dom is limited to a Polaris ATV. Yeah, that's right. A four wheel bike. It would've been funnier if it had three wheels. I could've said, "a tricycle". So, yes, I secretly (not so secret any more) want to be a bad ass. But I also want to be a geek (I'm not a videogame or comic book geek, I'm more of a tv geek). I'm still working it out.